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Eximperituserqethhzebibšiptugakkathšulweliarzaxułum​-Prajecyrujučy Sinhuliarnaje Wypramieńwańnie Daktryny Absaliutnaha J Usiopahłynaĺnaha Zła Skroź Šaścihrannuju Pryzmu Sîn-Ahhī-Erība Na Hipierpawierchniu Zadyjakaĺnaha Kaŭčęha Zasnawaĺnikaŭ Kosmatęchničnaha Ordęna Palieakantakta, Najstaražytnyja Ipastasi Dawosiewych Cywilizacyj Prywodziać U Ruch Ręzanansny Transfarmatar Časowapadobnaj Biaskoncaści Budučyni U Ćwiardyniach Absierwatoryi Nwn-Hu-Kek-Amon, Uwasabliajučy Ŭ Ęfirnuju Matęryju Prach Ałulima Na Zachad Ad Ękzapłaniety PSRB 1620-26b (Amputated Vein Records​)

A few thousands years ago, the knowledge was given to men by an alien force but today this knowledge has been misused and the time has come to make reign the cosmotechnical fucking order! Now in Belarus, a damn scroll was unearthed by archaeologists with the inscription "Eximperituserqethhzebibšiptugakkathšulweliarzaxułum" and after reading these fucking words, the ground started to shake and an expected fucking event will be finally realized with the coming of the Lords of the prior darkness! The sky darkens violently and four knights called before as Egyptian Gods coming from the planet baptized Genesis in the shitty constellation of the Scorpius are creating an infinite army of death which will deliver an apocalyptic fucking battle separated in 7 parts followed by an hymn to the death! Every fucking part of this Deific battle are fucking insane and ingenious with strategic expertise making this fucking shit an unique fucking butchery of the dark history! The atmosphere from this fucking war is divine reminding us a little the Nile's battle 18 years ago, but of course being completely unique with its perfection and brutality side on a planetary scale giving it a grandiose fucking scene of carnage by causing brutal death everywhere! The final and total fucking destruction of the human race is led by four judges, Nun, Hu, Kek and Amon sent to make reign the cosmotechnicality and ordering the troops to a total fucking success by developing a flawless strategy of a destructive fucking beauty! Nun make rains the sky of fire with guttural and powerful fucking voice, Hu with his violin creates ingenious and brutal rhythms causing the overflow of each ocean of the shitty world, Kek make shake and split the fucking earth with his trumpet and Amon hits the skulls from victims of the massacre in an insane and fast fucking way to motivate the troops of death! This apocalyptic damn battle is made very quickly for about 30 fucking minutes of pure fucking bestiality with many memorable moments that give to this chaos an unforgettable fucking experience and will remain impregnated forever in the essence of the universe! The Lords of the prior darkness did a fucking perfect and majestic work in the annihilation of a shitty race that could only harm to the balance of the universe and its attributes and, in this way, perfectly managing to make reign the cosmotechnical fucking order! This epic divine fucking battle was written in the eternal memory of the universe to be never forgotten and we can read these words as follows: "Prajecyrujučy Sinhuliarnaje Wypramieńwańnie Daktryny Absaliutnaha J Usiopahłynaĺnaha Zła Skroź Šaścihrannuju Pryzmu Sîn-Ahhī-Erība Na Hipierpawierchniu Zadyjakaĺnaha Kaŭčęha Zasnawaĺnikaŭ Kosmatęchničnaha Ordęna Palieakantakta, Najstaražytnyja Ipastasi Dawosiewych Cywilizacyj Prywodziać U Ruch Ręzanansny Transfarmatar Časowapadobnaj Biaskoncaści Budučyni U Ćwiardyniach Absierwatoryi Nwn-Hu-Kek-Amon, Uwasabliajučy Ŭ Ęfirnuju Matęryju Prach Ałulima Na Zachad Ad Ękzapłaniety PSRB 1620-26b"! Atmospheric Chaos of Epic Fucking Brutality! 10/10