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Euphegenia-Telexistent Depravity (New Standard Elite)

Euphegenia have emerged from two other bands in Las Vegas to offer us this outstanding fucking virulent hearing virus called "Telexistent Depravity"! Euphegenia is Jeremiah Blue Jensen (Guttural Secrete) on Vocals, Randall James Thompson (Guttural Secrete) on Guitars/Bass, Richard Anthony Nunez (Cerebral Incubation) on Drums and the trio are performing an Experimental Brutal Death Fucking Metal with a progressive aspect and a small technical side making "Telexistent Depravity" a fucking piece totally unique with an inspired fucking songwriting! This band can still be compared with fucking bands like Wormed, Dripping including a fucking raw side as Guttural Secrete with even a small influence from old Origin at some points and all this fucking mix gives us Euphegenia and the beauty of this shitty fucking disk is to not doing the mistake like most of bands trying to explore a more experimental side and totally losing the shitty brutality at the same time, Euphegenia is all about a Brutal Death Metal in a very damn innovative, effective and fucking sick way! The production of this total fucking shit is generally very fucking good, mixing well done but maybe is missing at the bass level that is not really there maybe had to the large presence of vocals in the mixing, but despite it, the sound of this release is totally fucking killer and it sounds really like a tons fucking virtual fucking bricks! 4 songs and 18 fucking minutes of pure fucking brutality, this EP is fucking enjoyable from A to Z with its catchy riffs in large numbers completely fucking awesome and original, some of the best vocals ever recorded and a perfect performance on drums! The only downside of this album is to have a few rare riffs a little less enjoyable and a little bit weak but in general, the diversity and quality of this fucking shit make us quickly forget the negative! "Telexistent Depravity" is an unique crazy fucking piece of Brutal Death Metal that managed to be fucking innovative and experimental without losing their fucking balls, this is a fucking must for all shitty fucking sickos! Creative Fucking Piece of Wonderful Shitty Brutality! 9/10